Who is santa’s favourite singer?! 🎅🏼
Elf-is presley! 🎤                                

How is christmas like your job? 🧐
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit! 👨🏻‍⚖️

What is the grinch’s least favourite band?🎶
The who! 🤣

Who knows 2674×80? 🤓
A calculator! 🧮                                            

When is a turkey bad for your health? 🤕 When you’re the turkey! 🦃 🔪

What kind off money do elves use? 🤨
Jingle bills! 🎄

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